Okay, Senator Santorum. If you just go up the ladder, we'll outlaw man-on-dog action.

 The movie starts on a remote Scottish island called "Summer Isle". Sgt. Neil Howie (Edward Woodward, in a straight-arrow performance that combines Sam the Eagle with Oliver North, while managing to be thoroughly British) has come to investigate the disappearance of a local child. No one on the island seems to have heard of her, or even much cares that someone might be missing. No, they're all busy copulating like wild rabbits (or, rather "Lovely March hares&quot and indulging themselves in a series of cheesy Summer of Love rip-off musical numbers that are extremely pagan and which fortunately contain enough nudity to be extremely lusty without exploitative. All of this irritates the shit out of our protagonist, who is so thoroughly Xian he has pieces of the One True Cross embedded in his rectum. read more »

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