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The Wheelman | 2006-12-28 14:21

I guess a big bio-engineering company finally bought a Congress-Critter with oversight over the FDA. The Agency announced today that it intends to OK the marketing of cloned animal products for human consumption.

First they make the Soylent Green out of Sheep, then they'll make it out of Sheeple. And the WORST part is, like GM "FrankenFood", the cloned burger and chops will not be required to carry a label telling you that it's daddy was an electric shock.

Yech. This is just a good day for Food News. I heard on CBS radio that there is a study going on to find out just exactly how much of the Carbohydrate in the Average Murkan's diet is corn-derived. They found that 100% of the carbs in a Mickey Dee "milk shake" and 56% of a Beeg Mec come from HFCS. Fructose, Fructose everywhere, and is it good to eat? The jury's out on that question, but our bought-and-paid-for FDA says "Suck it up!". read more »


The Wheelman | 2006-12-24 01:45

As we all know from Capra's late bloomer "It's a Wonderful Life", every time a bell rings, an Angel gets his wings. Bell hanging from the ceiling, Soft-Air pistol, lots of BB's and some boredom. "POP! ring! POP! Ring! POP! Ring!" By my count, there's another 67 baritones for the Celestial Choir.... 


The Wheelman | 2006-09-12 13:16

Mark your calenders... read more »


The Wheelman expresses alarm at what he sees as a decline in Murka's ability to pull its head out of its ass and get the lights back on.

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The Wheelman | 2006-07-18 22:20
Wherin The Wheelman throws a recent conversation to the Tender Mercies of the Court of Public Opinion...

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That's it! I'm going BACK on my "diet"!

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The Wheelman | 2006-06-28 12:52
I'm going to have to put a more sensitive "Outrage Meter" in the instrument panel...

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Why the Wheelman thinks James Herriot had a better education than today's English Doctors.

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New terminology for our LEO's. It's not a Battering Ram anymore, it's a "Doorknocker"...
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How a "yes" vote can be more pessimistic than saying "no".

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The Wheelman | 2006-06-11 10:57
Week one of the "lose the fat between your ears diet".
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The Wheelman | 2006-06-06 12:19
The Wheelman thinks he's figured out why we're constantly having "News" pushed through our ears and eyeballs, and what he thinks cutting back might do for him.
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Bread and Circuses, Fellow Babies...

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The Wheelman | 2006-05-04 12:17
Wherein the Wheelman muses about his medicational tribulations.

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The Wheelman slams his head repeatedly into the keyboard to make the hurt from trying to understand Life in Murka go away...

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The Wheelman | 2006-03-11 11:41
Bush voices the same complaint ANOTHER King George did back in the 1770's...

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The Wheelman | 2006-03-01 08:33
"Oh, Shut UP, you're NEARLY dead!"

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The Wheelman | 2006-02-10 16:02
Another Billboard on the landscape of "Idiot America"

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The Wheelman attempts to show just how stupid it is to think that $100 a barrel crude oil would "wake up" the people who make the policies.
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The Wheelman | 2006-01-21 11:56
The Pretender-in-Thief tells us "Look! Mah policies are makin' Y'all RICH!"...
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