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The Jews are behind evolution!

tng | 2007-02-15 17:29

At least that's what Texas state Rep. Warren Chisum and Georgia state Rep. Ben Bridges say. As reported in the Dallas Morning News (via Right Wing Watch):

“Indisputable evidence – long hidden but now available to everyone – demonstrates conclusively that so-called 'secular evolution science' is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate 'creation scenario' of the Pharisee Religion," writes Mr. Bridges …

Mr. Bridges also supplies a link to a document that describes scientists Carl Sagan and Albert Einstein as "Kabbalists" and laments "Hollywood's unrelenting role in flooding the movie theaters with explicit or implicit endorsement of evolutionism."

Chisum used Texas House time to deliver a memo from the Georgia lawmaker on Tuesday. Bridges is the author of bills in the Georgia legislature designed to undermine the teaching of evolution in Georgia schools. In his memo he refers Texas House members to the website fixedearth.com which offers up Bridges'
anti-evolution bill as a model for other lawmakers to use to stem the tide of the evil 'secular evolution science' which decries everything from the heliocentric solar system to the Big Bang as lies:

The Bible and all real evidence confirms that this is precisely what He did, and indeed:

The Earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun. …

Today’s cosmology fulfills an anti-Bible religious plan disguised as "science".

The whole scheme from Copernicanism to Big Bangism is a factless lie. Those lies have planted the Truth-killing virus of evolutionism in every aspect of man’s "knowledge" about the Universe, the Earth, and Himself.

To be fair to Chisum he does say he doesn't totally agree with Bridges' views, but still supports the teaching of creationism alongside evolution in science classes.

Those of you who know me personally and from other sites that I take part in know that I've been increasingly concerned with the incursion of anti-semitism into the dialog on the left. On the left, anti-semitism mostly slips in via two avenues. Many liberals and progressives want to express solidarity with Palestinians and sometimes uncritically read propaganda put out by decidedly unprogressive states such as Iran. Also, there has been a fairly successful far right-wing subversion of the 9-11 Truth movement. Yet as nasty as some of the stuff I've seen on the left has been, one just can not beat religious fundamentalist Southern lawmakers when it comes to advancing ignorant and bigoted causes.

Updated 7:37PM EST: After the Anti-Defamation League demanded an apology over the circulation of Bridges' memo by Chisum and calling it "outrageous anti-Semitic material", Chisum issued a typical non-apology:

"The stuff that causes conflicts between religious beliefs, you know, I'd never be a party to that," Mr. Chisum said. "I'm willing to apologize if I've offended anyone."

Chisum further expressed chagrin and claimed he didn't know he was distributing "that kind of material" and that he hadn't looked at the website. While he still believes creation and evolution should be taught he wished to separate himself from the "goofy stuff" on the web.

So... Just when did The Onion take control of the Texas House?


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Coturnix (not verified) | 2007-02-15 20:34 |  Ha

I think Onion successfully got several of its staffers elected to the Texas legislature some time ago. Makes life funnier that way...




procrastinate later | 2007-02-16 05:49 |  Heh, those invisible Jewish elves

Not content with sinking the Titanic, causing global warming, causing 9/11, killing Anna Nicole Smith and inventing polio, they have to go and make up evolution and the big bang too! (/sarcasm)




StealthBadger (not verified) | 2007-02-19 13:02 |  Read Molly Ivins.

Her examinations of "The Lege," as she called it, was some of the funniest stuff I've ever read, and stands as the sine qua non of "I can't make this stuff up."




Anonymous (not verified) | 2007-02-19 13:17 |  Jews and Creation Story

Funny that the right wing should bring this up. There *are* two different readings of the creation story in Genesis, for anyone who actually bothers to read the Bible, or can. But to say that we're somehow "behind" evolution when they are obviously behind ignorance of the Bible in general, is ridiculous. BTW -- for anyone who missed it, Raw Story actually had up a story a couple of weeks ago proving that Sharon, and, by default, the Jews, were also not behind our current presence in Iraq conflict.




tng | 2007-02-19 14:05 |  Welcome to our Crooks and Liars guests!

It was great to see that Crooks and Liars linked to this post. I think this is an excellent example of why local and state politics matter. It's too easy for the loonies to slip in while we're distracted with national politics.






The Wheelman | 2007-02-23 16:38 |  I felt my head trying to explode...

Egads, the explanation offered by the guy at flat ear- uh, I mean Fixed Earth for geosychronist satellites had my BS Detector screaming like the diving alarm in "Das Boot". Intelsat just HANGS there???? Round and Round it Goes...




Random_Australi... | 2007-02-24 20:56 |  Freak me, fixed earthers are the funniest.

Well, last time I saw them, they were the "still" earthers. Anyway, in short, they had this huge site devoted to how Foucalt's pendulum (the main evidence for a moving earth before satellites) was a complete trick lie evil et cetera - the response to any of these types is hilarious; send them instructions on how to build a Foucalt pendulum of their own, and when it works, laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. And keep laughing. There are many nutters, but not a one can be shot down so conclusively. Freak me, is it hilarious. It's a pity that anti-semitism takes longer to show that it is just as full of shit.

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