2049: (Animal rights, Prince Edward Island) Autocratic President Lionel Blair of the Republic of Prince Edward Island issues a decree which expels all four-legged mammals from the country. Blair explained that he considered the mammals to be "enemies of the state and instruments of Canadian oppression."

2045: (Intellectual property, U.S.A.) Microsoft Glaxoviacom sues two employees of the Heptagon for alleged stealing Bill Gates' (d. 2043) brain from his corpse and uploading its content to the neuroweb. Secretary of Defense D01LDRumsfeldbot is ordered to be dismantled by the White House for using the discarded brain to power his biocells.

2038: (Politics, U.S.A.) President Matt Blunt (R) is impeached by the Democratic-controlled Congress for losing Puerto Rico in a poker game with Chinese President Blu Mang-ruh.

2013: (Society, U.K.) A bill was mistakenly passed by Parliament that officially confirmed Britain as an overseas Départment of the French Republic. Due to a clerical error it was hidden in a bill dealing with spending on the British Indian Ocean Territory. The error went unnoticed for ten months.

2007: (Society, U.S.A.) President Bush speaking to a PTA group announces his plans to strip away US citizenship from suspected "pedagogiphiles."

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