I'm still curtailing my consumption of Corporate "News". Let's see now, what little has stuck to my brain cells...

Rush Limpdong really is.

Barack Obama fellated the Dominionists right down to the short and curlies. 

Hamas offers to recognize Israel. Israel responds by invading/attacking the West Bank (again).

George Bush is still a dumb-fuck.

I should be on my way to France with my bike, because the way this "Doctor Fuentes" thing is unfolding, I could stand a good chance of wearing the Maillot Jaune for at LEAST a week or so before my 50-y-o legs gave out...

I wonder if Tyler Hamilton is going to claim that "Racer 4142" is that invisible "twin brother" who lives in his chromosones (and imagination) and not him...

What is a "Taylor Hicks", and why should I give a shit?  

Le Tour starts Saturday. That is, if all the riders haven't been banned for doping... 

I'm planning a road trip to IKEA. The drawers in my chest are so worn-out that I have wood dust all over 1/3 of my shirts and sweaters.

I now have a Princess Phone by my bed, an ORIGINAL 1960 model, but I still like girls... I THINK I do, it's been a long time since I've checked... 

There you have it, not as cutting as Jim Kunstler's "Clusterfuck Nation", but hey, it's my lunch hour, gotta mind the digestion, y'know... 

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