It's June 6, 2006 (6/6/6)
The National Day of Slayer!

And unlike that wimpy National Day of Prayer, this day only comes once a century. So be sure to celebrate this day right. Wherever you are, turn up your speakers extra loud, open the windows and rock out to everybody's favorite speed-death-thrash-metal band. If your ears aren't bleeding, you're not doing it right.

Oh, OK, sure this was probably a PR stunt cooked up by the  band or their label but what better way to counteract those superficial plastic-haired televangelists and their phony baloney National Day of Prayer than with the music of Satan? Remember, national holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

June 6 also happens to be Slayer's bassist, Tom Araya's birthday. Other famous people born on June 6, and thus apparently sharing the mark of the beast this year are musician Steve Vai, actor/comedian Harvey Fierstein, Swedish tennis player Björn Borg, and American industrialist J. Paul Getty. June 6 also happens to commemorate the World War II D-Day landings in Europe and is the National Holiday of Sweden, Queensland Day, South Korean Memorial Day, Teacher's Day (in the U.S.), and National Yo-Yo Day (also U.S.).  Which, of course, makes all of those things the work of Satan. I think National Yo-Yo Day pretty much proves that.

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