2098: (War & pillage, Mars) Martian Base Alpha’s population disappears under mysterious circumstances. A hungry cannibal sect is suspected by Earth authorities.

2043: (Biotech, Russian Federation) A fully-grown clone of Nancy Reagan escapes from a St. Petersburg laboratory.

2041: (International Relations, Prince Edward Island) The President of the Republic of Prince Edward Island remains defiant after widespread global criticism of the country for developing a neutronic bomb.

2013: (Important persons, U.S.A.) The 43rd President of the U.S.A. George W Bush is found dead on his Brazilian holiday ranch. A post-mortem revealed that the former president died after an Amazonian Red River spider had laid its eggs in his brain and its young had exploded through the frontal lobe and climbed through his nostrils to the surface.

2009: (Constitutional affairs, U.S.A.) In an attempt by Congress to the service the U.S.’ public sector debt, the U.S. Supreme Court becomes the “U.S. Supreme Court, brought to you by Walmart. Walmart – always low prices!”

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