On this Day in the Future: 15 April

procrastinate later | 2006-04-15 17:47

2633: (Society in conflict, Switzerland) The population of Switzerland is massacred by domestic androids after the central robo-mainframe malfunctioned and reset all androids from 'clean all humans' to 'kill all humans'.

2043: (Transportation, U.S.A.) Sales of hover-pants ("hover-trousers" -Britain) out-pace motor vehicle sales for the first time.

2029: (Mass culture, British Republic) Former Royal Charles Windsor appears in Celebrity Fit Club.

2019: (Media, Britain) BBC sitcom My Family is finally cancelled.

2017: (Constitutional affairs, Canada) Prince Edward Island sovereigntists claim victory in a secession referendum.

2015: (Society in conflict, Britain) The Daily Mail is sued by the Pirate Anti-Defamation League for allegedly whipping up anti-pirate sentiment.

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tng | 2006-04-15 17:50 | You just say they're made up

Because you've been to the future and are trying to make a killing in the stock market. You don't want us cutting into your pie.

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procrastinate later | 2006-04-15 21:59 | I am under orders from the illuminati

to refrain from discussing Operation: Temporal Wealth Acquisition. I can declassify that I was the one who travelled back in time and made the early seasons of Enterprise suck badly.

tng | 2006-04-15 22:09 | Just the early seasons...?

Then who was responsible for the rest of that shite? Surely no writer could be persuaded to turn out such consistent dreck -- they'd be finished in the business forever.

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procrastinate later | 2006-04-15 22:54 | the rest of the seasons...

...were under the brief of another operative. I spent the rest of the time making sure Charlie Sheen only appear in bad sitcoms to detract from his discovery of the truth.

On this Day in the Future: 15 April

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