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Neural Gourmet Archives | Feed Your BrainI just finished listening to Il Douche's weekly radio address (recorded earlier in the week so he can head to Crawford and His Friend Jack )and I feel like I have sand in my ears.
It was a little over the top from the usual "Gotta fight 'em THERE so we don't fight 'em HERE" whistling-in-the-graveard bullshit, but that's probably because the anniversary of Operation Iraqi "Freedom" is soon to be upon us.
It was the usual bullshit, he kept talking about how bad a man Saddam was, what with all the people he's responsible for killing (haven't you killed MORE yet, George?) and how "Our Stratergy" (we have one?) will require more time and sacrifices.
The usual bullshit.
But what moved me to break my recent dry spell and apply fingers to keys was his statement that the "insurgents" won't "meet us in open battle" killing innocent civilians and US troops with improvised explosives "triggered by items as common as garage door openers". The inference being that the "insurgents" (Resistance) are cowards, who are too pussy to line up and meet Our Superior Firepower(tm) with their AK-47's and rocks.
Gee....So Il Douche's attitude of the Iraqis taking huge chunks from the French Maquisard's playbook is along the lines of "Hey! Y'all ain't fightin' FAIR!"
I swear, he sounded like Lord Cornwallis, complaining about how those Colonial Rebels were SO uncouth as to wear green and brown, and pot-shot his ordered Battle Squares of Lobsterbacks from behind trees and haycarts at Yorktown. Those non-standard .45 calibre rifles, too, made by German-taught gunsmiths, they could hit farther than the Tower-Pattern musket. Not Cricket, y'know...
But never mind all that, Murka, just give him your money (so he can give it to GOP supporters and bankroll the Never-Ending War with MORE Chinese-held DEBT), and keep having male babies, so Murka will be assured a continuing supply of Cannon Fodder for Bush-Armageddon.
And do you suppose anyone, speaking of the Maquis like I was earlier, ever sat Rumsferatu down and explained to him how a bunch of those "cowardly" Frenchmen managed to be a MAJOR pain-in-the-ass for the Wermacht in WWII? No, Doctor Strangelust probably takes nobody's counsel but the voices in his own head...
We Need Help.
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I love that term "Il Douche". I'm going to steal it
The insurgents are not playing fair in a sense. They have a more coherent strategy than what the Bush administration does. It's so not fair.
I'm impressed you can actually listen to that douchebag. His slurred speech is almost enough to distract from his insane ramblings...almost.
I just read transcripts of his speeches now.
