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"A World at Prayer is a World at PEACE!"

The Wheelman | 2006-02-10 16:02

Saw that on a billboard today. I think it's the local Archdiocese's latest "get their minds off our Priest-o-philiacs" campaign. Just glanced at it, it's not really in a easy-to-see location, but I think it had lots of vignettes of children and Nuns praying, and Priests preying, and J2P2 was there, and so was "Eggs" Benedict, with their arms outspread, like they're blessing the whole operation...

So a world at prayer is a world at peace, eh?

Like all those fellows in Europe and the ME praying for Allah to smite Denmark or whatever it is he's supposed to do. I dunno, send guys in bomb suits to Copenhagen?  And then kill all the infidels in every non-Muslim country, because you KNOW they were laughing at those mocking cartoons...

And like Pat Robertson prays for DisneyWorld to get wiped off the map because they found that the Gay Dollar spends better than the Xian Dollar, if only because there's MORE of them queer bucks?

And I'm sure Bushler prayed REAL HARD (because it's HARD WORK!) the night before he said "Take THAT, Daddy! AH took that Saddam out when YOU failed!"

Yes, the WHOLE Xian world, united in prayer....Except for them Mary-Worshippers, y'know...and them Anglicans, they like them Homos, and the same fer them United Methodists, and those Eastern Orthodox guys? Do they worship Mary or Rasputin?

And Jimmy Carter, who's fallen into Secular Humanism, and it's a good thing he left the SBC, because they would have excommunicated him or whatever sooner or later because of his evil Liberal ideas...

And the folks at Coretta's funeral who are getting lambasted by the RNC and their paid media pitbulls... what'sa matter, Mehlman? Never seen BLACK church before? They rock-out, they call the people to action. Believe in it or not, there's a whole lot of SOMETHING going on there.

And all those poor people in their leaky single-wides, praying for better AM radio reception, a set of brake shoes for a '77 Trans-Am, and the death of all Liberals, so Dumbya can have a 1,000 Year Reich and make wonderful Neo-Con babies with Ann-Thrax and That Maulkin Woman...

And the young guys and gals in Iraq, praying that they get to take their asses home in one piece SOON.

Yeah....A world at prayer is a world at PEACE all right...

And people are actually stupid enough to buy that line of crap around here...


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J.R. Kinnard | 2006-02-11 18:22 |  Hey, praying beats

taking an active role in the world, right?  Praying is much easier than questioning authority, or accepting everyone despite their beliefs, or wondering why a loving God could allow all manner of death and tragedy.

Taking a page from the 'War on Christmas' crowd, I think we should start a "War on Bullshit Billboards' campaign.  Spread the word. 






tng | 2006-02-11 18:24 |  How about just a 'War on bullshit'

That I could get behind.





J.R. Kinnard | 2006-02-11 18:59 |  I second that emotion

Let the 'War on Bullshit' begin!




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